Crewneck Sweatshirts

Description: LOOK AT THIS COOL SEAGULL COWBOY. THINK OF HOW AMAZING IT WOULD BE IF YOU TOOK HIM HOME TODAY. HE COULD STEAL YOUR FRENCH FRIES OR SOMETHING.

Description: HE IS AN OWL. HE IS WEARING A TOP HAT AND A MONOCLE. YES, THAT IS HIS CANE. WHAT MORE COULD ANYONE WANT IN THE WORLD?

Description: TAKE THIS LITTLE FRIEND WITH YOU ANYWHERE YOU GO.

Description: LIFE MIGHT FEEL LIKE GARBAGE SOMETIMES- BUT MAYBE THAT'S NOT SO BAD.

Description: HERE WE ARE AGAIN.

Description: I SAID WHAT I SAID

Description: CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL AND WE CAN'T BREATHE UNDERWATER SO IT WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO GET SERIOUS ABOUT IT. BUT IF YOU WANT SOMETHING WITH A LOVELY LADY THAT CAN BREATHE UNDERWATER, WELL, THIS JUST MIGHT BE THE DESIGN FOR YOU, FRIEND.

Description: I FEEL FANCY! I FEEL NICE!

Description: BUT I WOULD FEEL PRETTIER IF EVERYONE KNEW THAT CLIMATE CHANGE WAS REAL. SAVE THE OCEANS, SAVE THE WORLD!

Description: I'M NOT SAYING THAT THIS IS A VAMPIRE IN DISGUISE BUT IF THIS BAT WAS A VAMPIRE IN DISGUISE, IT WOULD BE A VERY CUTE ONE.

Description: THIS LOOKS LIKE A GOOD JACK-O-LANTERN! DON'T MIND ME!

Description: BUY THIS SHIRT FOR YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTTER. OR FOR YOURSELF. OR FOR YOUR GRANDMOTHER IF SHE LIKES OTTERS BECAUSE IT'S PROBABLY BEEN A WHILE SINCE YOU TALKED TO HER IF WE'RE BEING REALISTIC AND MAYBE SHE WOULD LIKE THIS SHIRT. IT MIGHT BRIGHTEN HER DAY. THINK OF YOUR GRANDMA. ALSO: THIS SHIRT MAKES THE MOST SENSE ON A BLUE T-SHIRT IF YOU WANT YOUR OTTERS TO BE IN THE OCEAN BUT PURPLE IS COOL TOO IF YOU WOULD PREFER THEY FLOAT THROUGH SPACE. LIVE YOUR BEST LIFE.

Description: Ocean pollution is a huge problem but there is an obvious solution. Raccoons love to eat garbage. Therefore, if we trained a raccoon navy, they'd be able to go out into the sea & eat the ocean garbage. I don't see how this plan could go wrong. We should also give them swords.

Description: CHECK OUT THIS SPOOKY SKULL AND HAPPY RAVEN. WHAT? YOU THINK RAVENS CAN'T BE HAPPY? I THINK THEY CAN. I THINK THIS RAVEN IS PROBABLY VERY HAPPY ABOUT HIS NEW SKULL FRIEND. RAVENS CAN HAVE DREAMS AND GOALS LIKE ANYONE ELSE CAN. THEY CAN EXPERIENCE JOY.

Description: If an octopus wore socks, imagine how many socks they would need. This octopus isn't wearing any socks. But imagine.

Description: Actually, a nap sounds great.

Description: NO TIME FOR DRAMA, TOO BUSY WEARING SUNGLASSES.

Description: SMASH THE PATRIARCHY

Description: Life is trash but it's MY trash.

Description: I HAVE LOVED MANY GOOD BUNNIES IN MY DAY, BUT YOU WERE THE BEST.

Description: LET FATE DECIDE... OR WHATEVER.

Description: DO YOU LOVE CATS? BECAUSE I LOVE CATS. AND I BELIEVE CATS SHOULD BE TREATED LIKE ROYALTY- WHICH WORKS OUT BECAUSE 99.9% OF CATS AGREE WITH THAT.

Description: HEY THIS IS A PRETTY GOOD RACCOON WITH A RACCOON BELLY