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Description: DO YOUR BEST? I'M ALREADY DOING MY BEST. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME NOW? I CAN'T DO YOUR BEST. I CAN ONLY DO MY BEST. THIS IS IT. THIS IS MY BEST. I'M DOING IT. I'M DOING MY BEST.

Description: LOOK DEEPLY INTO MY EYES AND BUY THIS SHIRT.

Description: I AM DOING THE BEST THAT I CAN WITH THE TRASH THAT LIFE HAS GIVEN ME.

Description: THEY ARE DOING THE BEST THAT THEY CAN.

Description: I WANT A SMALL HUT THAT STANDS ON CHICKEN LEGS & HAS BEEN HIDDEN AWAY DEEP IN THE FOREST.

Description: I SMELL LIKE SPAGHETTI AGAIN. WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME? I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WAS THERE SPAGHETTI IN THE GARBAGE THIS TIME? IS THAT WHY?

Description: Canada is not for sale

Description: HEY, IF YOU LIKE MUSHROOMS, THIS IS A PRETTY GOOD DESIGN FOR YOU TO PURCHASE. JUST MY OPINION.

Description: THANK YOU FOR CONSIDERING THIS.

Description: TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS.

Description: I THINK I'M GONNA NEED A BIGGER BALLOON

Description: BEEP BEEP, BOOP, BUY THIS SHIRT, BEEP, IT WOULD LOOK VERY NICE ON YOU, BOOP, BEEP, BEEP, PROBABLY

Description: FEAR NOTHING AND NO ONE

Description: Not again!

Description: YES, LIFE IS DIFFICULT. THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S ALL BAD. I'M NOT JUST GOING TO GO THROUGH IT. I'M GOING TO GROW THROUGH IT.

Description: WOAH, BIG WHALE, BAM-A-LAM! THAT'S A BIG WHALE, BAM-A-LAM! WHALES ARE GREAT, BAM-A-LAM! FOUND IN OCEANS, NOT LAKES, BAM-A-LAM!

Description: I AM A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT

Description: Hey. You look great today. You would look even better with this skull hanging out with you though. And now you can live your wildest dreams and achieve that! Or maybe you just like this skull and don't have wild dreams. I don't know your life.

Description: SOMETIMES THE KRAKEN GETS LONELY

Description: Whether you love moths, or hate moths, one thing is for certain: this is definitely a moth.

Description: I DON'T KNOW HOW HE GOT OUT THERE BUT IT'S TOO LATE NOW

Description: IS THAT A SLOTH IN YOUR POCKET? OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME? YOU ARE NEVER ALONE WHEN YOU ARE TRAVELING WITH A SLOTH IN YOUR POCKET.

Description: STREET CATS HAVE TO EAT TOO

Description: AND THAT IS YOUR FREE FACT FOR THE DAY.

Description: BEING SOFT IS NOT A WEAKNESS

Description: IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE. BRING ME WITH YOU.

Description: LOOK AT THIS COOL SEAGULL COWBOY. THINK OF HOW AMAZING IT WOULD BE IF YOU TOOK HIM HOME TODAY. HE COULD STEAL YOUR FRENCH FRIES OR SOMETHING.

Description: HE IS AN OWL. HE IS WEARING A TOP HAT AND A MONOCLE. YES, THAT IS HIS CANE. WHAT MORE COULD ANYONE WANT IN THE WORLD?

Description: AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THIS IS A PANEL FROM MY WEB COMIC GARBAGE ROYALTY THAT YOU CAN READ FOR FREE ON GARBAGEROYALTY.COM! I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS OPOSSUM YELLING!

Description: TAKE THIS LITTLE FRIEND WITH YOU ANYWHERE YOU GO.

Description: LIFE MIGHT FEEL LIKE GARBAGE SOMETIMES- BUT MAYBE THAT'S NOT SO BAD.

Description: HERE WE ARE AGAIN.

Description: CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL AND WE CAN'T BREATHE UNDERWATER SO IT WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO GET SERIOUS ABOUT IT. BUT IF YOU WANT SOMETHING WITH A LOVELY LADY THAT CAN BREATHE UNDERWATER, WELL, THIS JUST MIGHT BE THE DESIGN FOR YOU, FRIEND.

Description: I FEEL FANCY! I FEEL NICE!

Description: BUT I WOULD FEEL PRETTIER IF EVERYONE KNEW THAT CLIMATE CHANGE WAS REAL. SAVE THE OCEANS, SAVE THE WORLD!

Description: I'M NOT SAYING THAT THIS IS A VAMPIRE IN DISGUISE BUT IF THIS BAT WAS A VAMPIRE IN DISGUISE, IT WOULD BE A VERY CUTE ONE.