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Description: CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL AND WE CAN'T BREATHE UNDERWATER SO IT WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO GET SERIOUS ABOUT IT. BUT IF YOU WANT SOMETHING WITH A LOVELY LADY THAT CAN BREATHE UNDERWATER, WELL, THIS JUST MIGHT BE THE DESIGN FOR YOU, FRIEND.
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Description: BUT I WOULD FEEL PRETTIER IF EVERYONE KNEW THAT CLIMATE CHANGE WAS REAL. SAVE THE OCEANS, SAVE THE WORLD!
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Description: I'M NOT SAYING THAT THIS IS A VAMPIRE IN DISGUISE BUT IF THIS BAT WAS A VAMPIRE IN DISGUISE, IT WOULD BE A VERY CUTE ONE.
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Description: BUY THIS SHIRT FOR YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTTER. OR FOR YOURSELF. OR FOR YOUR GRANDMOTHER IF SHE LIKES OTTERS BECAUSE IT'S PROBABLY BEEN A WHILE SINCE YOU TALKED TO HER IF WE'RE BEING REALISTIC AND MAYBE SHE WOULD LIKE THIS SHIRT. IT MIGHT BRIGHTEN HER DAY. THINK OF YOUR GRANDMA. ALSO: THIS SHIRT MAKES THE MOST SENSE ON A BLUE T-SHIRT IF YOU WANT YOUR OTTERS TO BE IN THE OCEAN BUT PURPLE IS COOL TOO IF YOU WOULD PREFER THEY FLOAT THROUGH SPACE. LIVE YOUR BEST LIFE.
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Description: Ocean pollution is a huge problem but there is an obvious solution. Raccoons love to eat garbage. Therefore, if we trained a raccoon navy, they'd be able to go out into the sea & eat the ocean garbage. I don't see how this plan could go wrong. We should also give them swords.
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Description: CHECK OUT THIS SPOOKY SKULL AND HAPPY RAVEN. WHAT? YOU THINK RAVENS CAN'T BE HAPPY? I THINK THEY CAN. I THINK THIS RAVEN IS PROBABLY VERY HAPPY ABOUT HIS NEW SKULL FRIEND. RAVENS CAN HAVE DREAMS AND GOALS LIKE ANYONE ELSE CAN. THEY CAN EXPERIENCE JOY.
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Description: DO YOU LOVE CATS? BECAUSE I LOVE CATS. AND I BELIEVE CATS SHOULD BE TREATED LIKE ROYALTY- WHICH WORKS OUT BECAUSE 99.9% OF CATS AGREE WITH THAT.
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