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Description: BEING DEAD ISN'T AN EXCUSE TO STOP DRESSING FASHIONABLY.

Description: LOOK AT THIS COOL SEAGULL COWBOY. THINK OF HOW AMAZING IT WOULD BE IF YOU TOOK HIM HOME TODAY. HE COULD STEAL YOUR FRENCH FRIES OR SOMETHING.

Description: HE IS AN OWL. HE IS WEARING A TOP HAT AND A MONOCLE. YES, THAT IS HIS CANE. WHAT MORE COULD ANYONE WANT IN THE WORLD?

Description: AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THIS IS A PANEL FROM MY WEB COMIC GARBAGE ROYALTY THAT YOU CAN READ FOR FREE ON GARBAGEROYALTY.COM! I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS OPOSSUM YELLING!

Description: TAKE THIS LITTLE FRIEND WITH YOU ANYWHERE YOU GO.

Description: HERE WE ARE AGAIN.

Description: I SAID WHAT I SAID

Description: CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL AND WE CAN'T BREATHE UNDERWATER SO IT WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO GET SERIOUS ABOUT IT. BUT IF YOU WANT SOMETHING WITH A LOVELY LADY THAT CAN BREATHE UNDERWATER, WELL, THIS JUST MIGHT BE THE DESIGN FOR YOU, FRIEND.

Description: BUT I WOULD FEEL PRETTIER IF EVERYONE KNEW THAT CLIMATE CHANGE WAS REAL. SAVE THE OCEANS, SAVE THE WORLD!

Description: I'M NOT SAYING THAT THIS IS A VAMPIRE IN DISGUISE BUT IF THIS BAT WAS A VAMPIRE IN DISGUISE, IT WOULD BE A VERY CUTE ONE.

Description: THIS LOOKS LIKE A GOOD JACK-O-LANTERN! DON'T MIND ME!

Description: Ocean pollution is a huge problem but there is an obvious solution. Raccoons love to eat garbage. Therefore, if we trained a raccoon navy, they'd be able to go out into the sea & eat the ocean garbage. I don't see how this plan could go wrong. We should also give them swords.

Description: He find the garbage. He eat the garbage.

Description: CHECK OUT THIS SPOOKY SKULL AND HAPPY RAVEN. WHAT? YOU THINK RAVENS CAN'T BE HAPPY? I THINK THEY CAN. I THINK THIS RAVEN IS PROBABLY VERY HAPPY ABOUT HIS NEW SKULL FRIEND. RAVENS CAN HAVE DREAMS AND GOALS LIKE ANYONE ELSE CAN. THEY CAN EXPERIENCE JOY.

Description: If an octopus wore socks, imagine how many socks they would need. This octopus isn't wearing any socks. But imagine.

Description: Actually, a nap sounds great.

Description: NO TIME FOR DRAMA, TOO BUSY WEARING SUNGLASSES.

Description: SMASH THE PATRIARCHY

Description: Life is trash but it's MY trash.

Description: I HAVE LOVED MANY GOOD BUNNIES IN MY DAY, BUT YOU WERE THE BEST.

Description: Do you ever feel like there is an anchor on your chest? No? Well, if that sort of thing appeals to you for some reason, then you can live out your dreams with this new shirt. Forever. Or until you need to wash it.

Description: LET FATE DECIDE... OR WHATEVER.

Description: HEY THIS IS A PRETTY GOOD RACCOON WITH A RACCOON BELLY