Shorts

Description: Canada is not for sale

Description: LOOK DEEPLY INTO MY EYES AND BUY THIS SHIRT.

Description: I WANT A SMALL HUT THAT STANDS ON CHICKEN LEGS & HAS BEEN HIDDEN AWAY DEEP IN THE FOREST.

Description: I SMELL LIKE SPAGHETTI AGAIN. WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME? I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WAS THERE SPAGHETTI IN THE GARBAGE THIS TIME? IS THAT WHY?

Description: IT'S FINE

Description: HEY, IF YOU LIKE MUSHROOMS, THIS IS A PRETTY GOOD DESIGN FOR YOU TO PURCHASE. JUST MY OPINION.

Description: TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS.

Description: BEEP BEEP, BOOP, BUY THIS SHIRT, BEEP, IT WOULD LOOK VERY NICE ON YOU, BOOP, BEEP, BEEP, PROBABLY

Description: FEAR NOTHING AND NO ONE

Description: JUST LIKE BEING CHRONICALLY ILL... ONLY DIFFERENT.

Description: Not again!

Description: YES, LIFE IS DIFFICULT. THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S ALL BAD. I'M NOT JUST GOING TO GO THROUGH IT. I'M GOING TO GROW THROUGH IT.

Description: Solidarity forever!

Description: I AM A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT

Description: An angry looking Canadian goose with the text I STAND WITH CANADA above it. Yes, it has eyebrows.

Description: DISABLED RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

Description: PEOPLE OVER PROFITS!

Description: SOMETIMES THE KRAKEN GETS LONELY

Description: Whether you love moths, or hate moths, one thing is for certain: this is definitely a moth.

Description: IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHERE YOU ARE, LEAVE. JUST GET UP AND GO. YOU ARE NOT A LAMP. YOU DON'T HAVE TO STAY IN ONE PLACE FOREVER.

Description: DISABLED RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

Description: CAPITALISM IS TRASH.

Description: AND THAT IS YOUR FREE FACT FOR THE DAY.

Description: BEING SOFT IS NOT A WEAKNESS

Description: LIVING LIFE AS A CAT IS PROBABLY MORE EXHAUSTING THAN WE REALIZE WHICH IS WHY THEY SLEEP FOR 18 HOURS A DAY.

Description: IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE. BRING ME WITH YOU.

Description: BEING DEAD ISN'T AN EXCUSE TO STOP DRESSING FASHIONABLY.

Description: HE IS AN OWL. HE IS WEARING A TOP HAT AND A MONOCLE. YES, THAT IS HIS CANE. WHAT MORE COULD ANYONE WANT IN THE WORLD?

Description: LIFE MIGHT FEEL LIKE GARBAGE SOMETIMES- BUT MAYBE THAT'S NOT SO BAD.

Description: HERE WE ARE AGAIN.

Description: I SAID WHAT I SAID

Description: CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL AND WE CAN'T BREATHE UNDERWATER SO IT WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO GET SERIOUS ABOUT IT. BUT IF YOU WANT SOMETHING WITH A LOVELY LADY THAT CAN BREATHE UNDERWATER, WELL, THIS JUST MIGHT BE THE DESIGN FOR YOU, FRIEND.

Description: I FEEL FANCY! I FEEL NICE!

Description: I'M NOT SAYING THAT THIS IS A VAMPIRE IN DISGUISE BUT IF THIS BAT WAS A VAMPIRE IN DISGUISE, IT WOULD BE A VERY CUTE ONE.

Description: THIS LOOKS LIKE A GOOD JACK-O-LANTERN! DON'T MIND ME!

Description: He find the garbage. He eat the garbage.