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Ocean pollution is a huge problem but there is an obvious solution. Raccoons love to eat garbage. Therefore, if we trained a raccoon navy, they'd be able to go out into the sea & eat the ocean garbage. I don't see how this plan could go wrong. We should also give them swords.
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CHECK OUT THIS SPOOKY SKULL AND HAPPY RAVEN. WHAT? YOU THINK RAVENS CAN'T BE HAPPY? I THINK THEY CAN. I THINK THIS RAVEN IS PROBABLY VERY HAPPY ABOUT HIS NEW SKULL FRIEND. RAVENS CAN HAVE DREAMS AND GOALS LIKE ANYONE ELSE CAN. THEY CAN EXPERIENCE JOY.
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Do you ever feel like there is an anchor on your chest? No? Well, if that sort of thing appeals to you for some reason, then you can live out your dreams with this new shirt. Forever. Or until you need to wash it.
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anchored, boat anchor, refuse to sink, naval, nautical
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DO YOU LOVE CATS? BECAUSE I LOVE CATS. AND I BELIEVE CATS SHOULD BE TREATED LIKE ROYALTY- WHICH WORKS OUT BECAUSE 99.9% OF CATS AGREE WITH THAT.